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Genital Jousting offers both online and offline multiplayer for up to eight peens to party whether on the couch, sharing controllers, or with total strangers online. They didn’t want to play that night, but they were missing out on half the game, and the half perhaps with a longer reach. Description of screenshot credit: Rebekah Valentine It certainly did for me one night when, on the way through Steam to Jackbox, my company asked me about the penis game and eagerly watched me play for over an hour. The very fact of Genital Jousting’s existence makes it a novelty worth sparking a conversation about.

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As Free Lives puts it in a well-thought-out explanation that is definitely NOT safe for work, “we’re making Genital Jousting because we want to, and because we think it should exist.” In a medium full of sexualized women and, on occasion, their sexual organs, a penis game of any kind is hard to come by. In fact, the mix of riotous laughter with furrowed brow makes up the majority of Genital Jousting’s appeal. But it’s clear that Free Lives didn’t make this just to say, “har har har we made a penis game.” The juxtaposition of a muscled penis greedily chugging beers into its anus one moment and struggling to corral an angry swan the next certainly invites the player to step back momentarily and consider what’s funny, and why. I won’t pretend Genital Jousting says anything we shouldn’t already know, nor can I (a cis woman) give helpful commentary as to whether they got things “right” or not. It’s a shame that Genital Jousting is getting the shaft by content blocks on Twitch and elsewhereīut mixed in with the goofy gameplay antics of male genitalia flopping about into set pieces, setting off fire extinguishers, and sucking everything from fruit to sex toys up John’s rear is a strangely heartfelt story about the dangers of toxic masculinity, the importance of consent, and the meaning behind societal gender roles. It was hard to stop myself from, as John, just crashing into every single object in every room just to see how it would react. Most of the humor here lies in the perkily documentary-style narration and the absurd physics of everything. Jokes about shafts, stiffness, and penetration can only last so long. The tale is short, and that’s probably a good thing.

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With a high school reunion coming up, John finds himself dissatisfied with his life and makes a series of bad decisions with the idea of impressing his former bullies when the big day comes. You’ll encounter said NPCs via a single player story mode that tells the story of a middle-aged penis named John. You can’t penetrate NPCs–they can’t consent, after all. By consenting to play at the start and again online (a consent you can also withdraw at any time), human players are capable of penetrating one another from behind for either gameplay progression, or just for fun.

Every single character in this game, human or NPC, consists of a singular shaft attached to a pair of testicles with an anus opening at the back. Credit: Free Livesįrom Genital Jousting’s menu onward, you will be absolutely inundated with peens of all shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of rigidity. It’s the first thing you see when you start it up. This is the only safe for work screenshot I was able to take in the entire game. In it, we include no inappropriate images, and although we use accurate terminology such as “penis” and “anus,” we will avoid slang that could be considered inappropriate. I also personally feel that as much as we see female anatomy in games, film, television, and other entertainment discussed, that maybe it’s a good thing someone stopped and talked about male anatomy for a bit, too.įor those who want to read a fairly tame, yet accurate description of Genital Jousting and our feelings about it, we present the following completely safe for work review. But we also recognize that some people might be interested in learning what that Genital Jousting thing they keep seeing discussed on Twitter behind their set content blockers is. But we recognize that as part of a larger network with certain qualifications on content, we probably shouldn’t publish something full of images of cartoon penises. Here at App Trigger, we aren’t personally shy about conversations surrounding genitalia. By Rebekah Valentine 5 years ago Genital Jousting sparks an important conversation, but we recognize it’s tough for some folks to have in an article full of cartoon genital images.